mrs. smith is taking attendence in her fifth grade class and she sees that billy is not in the room. she asks if anyone has seen billy and little johnny says that billy won't bein school for a while because as he was crossing the street a car hit him in the ass. mrs. smith says, i'm sure you meant to say rectum. rectum he replies, it nearly killed him
another little johnny joke
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