a 90 year old man is fishing when sudenly he hears someone calling for help. he looks around but sees nothing. again he hears the call for help and this time he sees a frog in the water. when he picks the frog up the frog says that if the fisherman kisses him the frog will turn into a beautifuly sexy woman and will stay with him forever. the old man says no thanks and puts the frog in his pocket. the frog wants to know whay he is not interested and the man says that at my age i'd rather have a talking frog.
a retired male senior citizen living in new jersey sees an add in the paper for a gynecologist assistant. he answers the add and the personnel director explains to him that his job pays $70,000 and will require him to undress the lady patients and then get them shaved for the dr. to examine them. the man says he is intersted and is told he has to go to indiana. the man says he didn't know the job was that far away and he is told that he has to go there because thats where the back of the line is for interviews.
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