"Clean" Elf Jokes to tell in polite company

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handbright Coral Springs, FL(Zone 10b) Dec 14, 2009

If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be? The twelf of course!

What is big, green and packs a trunk? An Elfephant!

What is a female elf called? A shelf.

What do you call an elf with a skin disease? A leper-chaun.

What do you call an Elf walking backwards? A Fle

What do Elves use to go from floor to floor? An Elfevator

What do you call a wound that is caused by being stabbed by an Elf? An Elf-Inflicted wound.

How do you describe a rich elf? Welfy!

What nerve is used to sense elves? The Elfactory nerve.

Happy holidays everyone! :D

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