Heaven

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other about the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die, True to his word, he made the first contact.

"Mary .... Mary"
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I make love. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course ... I make love again, bathe in the warm sun and then make love a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) and another romp around the golf course, then pretty much making love the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more loving until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob, you must be in Heaven!"





"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Alabama ..