SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE

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skiekitty Parker, CO(Zone 5b) Nov 04, 2009

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your top teeth with your tongue.


2. All idiots, while reading the First Truth, will try it.


3. And they will discover that the First Truth is a lie.



4. You're smiling now because you're one of those idiots..



5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.



6. And there will still be a stupid smile on your face while you're doing it.

I do not apologize for this and I do not feel sorry about sending it to you.
I'm an idiot too and I just needed the company.




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