Definitions by gender

DEFINITIONS BY GENDER...

THINGY:
Female Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE:
Female Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION:
Female The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a week-end with the boys.

BUTT:
Female The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT:
Female A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT:
Female A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE:
Female An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.