Do They Bloom???!!! (Just for laugh!)

This was emailed to me by a fellow poster in a Country Music forum. I thought it's hilarious:


I'm looking for something different to plant this year.
I wonder if they come in different colors?

I wonder about the fragrance?

I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?

I wonder if they bloom?

I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?

I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?

I wonder if they come long-stemmed?




Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers, Indianapolis. The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!

Thank for the laugh with my coffee.

I am sure they're lovely but I bet would wilt at some point. They always do.

Grown by Master Garderner Lorena Bobbitt

Says a lot about our education system!

But enjoyed the laugh!!!!!

You owe me a new keyboard! LOL!

Hee hee!!!!

I really like the "where Home and Garden Meet" part. Says a lot!
Also - fresh cut as opposed to aged?
=:0o

I had that as my desktop photo a while back... had to see Randy's face

I don't think I will be dividing mine .......

LOL

Too funny!! We're still laughing hard....not just at the photo, but the responsive posts as well!! LOL

LOL I don't think I would pay $7.99 for one of these, would you?

and in my experience they do wilt. :)

Tsk, Tsk!!! No takers here!! LOL Where is Victor when we need his wit????