Turpentine Vs Holy Water
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked Little Johnny what he had.
Little Johnny replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
Little Johnny replied, 'You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a
cat's Bottom, he'll pass a Harley Davidson
Turpentine Vs Holy Water
Want to join? Register here. Already signed up? Click here to login!