Men's Perspective

Subject: Men's Perspective



> When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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David Bissonette
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> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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> Anonymous
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> I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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> Sigmund Freud
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> "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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> Anonymous
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> "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
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> James Holt McGavra
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> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
> 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
> 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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> Patrick Murra
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> You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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> Anonymous
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> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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> Henny Youngman
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> A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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> Rodney Dangerfield
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> First Guy(proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.."