Song lyrics

Some of the artists of the
60's are
revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging
baby
boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip..

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul
Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando
---
Knock three Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy
---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure,and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson
---
On the Commode Again

A couple of
others:
Fats Domino
---
I found my thrill with a little blue pill.

Otis Redding
---
Sitting on the Pot by the Bay