Accessible Gardening: Practical Matters for Physically Challenged Gardeners #18, 1 by Sansai87

Sansai87 wrote:

Everybody around here seems to get a little crazy during Sauna Summer. That’s our name for when the temps stay consistently in the 90’s and it rains almost every afternoon and evening. I will never be able to listen to “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” on the radio again without hearing senior Amargians guilt and nightmare inducing version.

In the jungle, the fungal jungle, old people rot away.

Cuz’ in the jungle, the steamy jungle, young helpers melt away.

We dig-it-up and clean-it-up and slash-it-down and dig-it-up…...

Other stanzas can’t be repeated on a non-violent, family-friendly website. They belong in a Creepy Pasta story.

One of the Amargia tribe is a professional magician. He’s still working on the trick of making raspberry and blackberry thorns disappear to make picking easier. His trick of disappearing ripe fruit from the tops of trees and making it re-appear in his hand also needs work, but he has developed a death-defying show while doing the latter.

Photo #1: Richard, the raving mad magician on stilts.

Daylilies are still performing their magic in sauna conditions.