Accessible Gardening: More Disabled Gardeners, Laughing with Joy ..., 1 by Amargia

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The Weekly Amargia Report

Lifelong Amargia resident, Catherine DeCat, has disappeared. Given Cat’s generally likable personality and very advanced age, her disappearance is believed to be the result of natural causes. Foul play is not suspected.

But, Catherine’s often un-cat-like behavior has lead to some unusual speculations. Nadine Hannah, another lifelong Amargia resident and Cat’s closest human friend has long held the belief that Cat was an alien life form assigned the mission of unobtrusively observing humankind. Nadine is of the opinion that Cat’s mission was compromised by the fact that she had lived beyond an earthly cat’s normal lifespan. “Lots of people were beginning to realize I was right and suspect Cat’s true identity.” Nadine maintains. When asked how she came to know the truth about Catherine, she points to Cat’s fascination with computers and television watching habit. And, her preference for the NASA channel, in particular was a give away. Everyone knows that normal earthly pets only like “Animal Planet.”