Rocky Mountain Gardening: What is nesting in my kitchen drawers?, 1 by greenjay

greenjay wrote:
Not completely off topic --

Today I dismantled a rather disgusting 95% dead juniper (a.k.a. moldy meatball) that was about 5 x 5. After I had cut it down to the center, I found the following items in the center of the bush:
1 unopened bottle of Stoli vodka
1 large flashlight
1 golf ball
1 rubber ball
A rodent nest composed of miscellaneous candy wrappers and what might be a plastic tampon, well chewed.

Make of it what you will.

The bush: