Northeast Gardening: Do They Bloom???!!! (Just for laugh!), 0 by Tex68

Tex68 wrote:
This was emailed to me by a fellow poster in a Country Music forum. I thought it's hilarious:


I'm looking for something different to plant this year.
I wonder if they come in different colors?

I wonder about the fragrance?

I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?

I wonder if they bloom?

I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?

I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?

I wonder if they come long-stemmed?




Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers, Indianapolis. The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!