Irises: Striving for a MidWestern version of Doss' Eden, 0 by Equilibrium

Equilibrium wrote:
Any ideas on how to hide these? I stuck that birdbath in there to try to detract from those eyesores and I have begun to plant hostas around to fill in the area. There are two Viburnums flanking the ac units. The photo doesn't show it but there are now about 10 more hostas in the area. This area is bright but full shade. Sun never hits those ac units due to the way the home was situated on the lot. Weird but hostas will work there. I need some plants that have some height to them that will flower in absolutely no sun and clay and work with the hostas.

More photos to follow tomorrow of what I am working with. Now do you see why I try to stick iris everywhere?